To quote The King, man: “There’s a whole lotta blorpin’ goin’ on.” Or..something. Anyway, this photo is from Jenni M., who says “Fat Cat Grace waiting for her belly rub.” Fair enough- after all, this is what cats do. Although “Fat” may be unduly harsh. How about…”Pleasantly Plump?” Write up your best header and we’ll post the best one about 1pm PT! Good luck!